How to survive your girls period.

Today we have a special edition blog and what do I mean by special edition, I actually mean Public Service Announcement to keep you alive. That’s right this article is all about how you can survive that 1 week while your lady friend is on her period.

Tip No 1. Do Not Use the Phrase “Are you PMS-ing”?

If she has attitude, if she is rolling her eyes or she happens to throw your plate on the table. Do not bring up those words, you are better off saying, “sweety what’s wrong”, but when you say “Are you PMS-ing?” you are blaming, what nature gave her, she didn’t ask for it, she is grumpy, she is irritated, she is bleeding out of her love organ. The statement “Are you PMS-ing?” is the ultimate low blow and if you want to live beyond that week, don’t bring it up.

Tip No 2. Give her whatever she wants to eat

For this week, if she wants to eat Pizza or Chinese food, or Kentucy Fried Chicken or whatever the hell she pleases, guys, bring it for her or better yet eat with her. Do not make her feel like a fat pig. Don’t bring up any weight issues or say that we just had it last week. Her body is going through so many things and with so many things happening to her body, she is getting hungry. Can you imagine what her body is going through is probably equivalent of you running on a treadmill for an hour. Yes ladies, I know it, make sure you share it with your boys, I am trying to save the men of the world here. Yes you will be saved.

Tip No 3. Do not tease her

Now is not the time to tickle her feet or play with her bellybutton or pull her hair or tease her generally, don’t tease her, unless you want to be bitched slapped by Bruce Lee himself because that’s what she will be, her hand is faster than a speed of light, she is 10 times faster than flash, you will get an ass whooping. Now I am not trying to generalize all the women, even she doesn’t do it, in her mind she wants to cut you open and watch you bleed, so don’t tease her, don’t provoke her, you will live a lot longer, and you never know you have got the crazy one.

Tip No 4. Give her the remote control

This is that one time, where she takes command, do give her the remote, let her watch whatever she wants and let her watch anything she wants, mostly women are emotional, but few want to watch Action & thriller as well. Let her watch it and watch it with her, bring her things she wants to while she watches it.

Tip No 5. Do not get into any debate

You are not running for the president, you are not seeking nomination and if she says room needs to be pink or purple or whatever she wishes, do not get into any debate women are finicky creatures but it’s that time of the month women have razors at the edge of their tongue and they are ready to slice your manhood open. So unless you do not want to know how insufficient your manhood is STAY QUITE.

Tip No 6. Do not run out of sanitary pads

This is really to save your ass. When that week is upon on the both of you, because she is not going through this alone. Make sure you have the survival pack ready. Whenever you go for grocery shopping buy them, because when the peak time kicks in, which tends to happen usually at night and if you are out of it, guess what it will be your ass heading over to the medical store to get all her lady needs. And no one wants to go to work next morning thinking I couldn’t sleep because I was up all night trying to figure out which one to buy at the medical store, because trust me you have no idea what to get. And when you get something wrong, bye bye buddy. You are going to get your ass whooped

Tip No 7. Do not smother her

She wants ice-cream, she wants pizza, Shes moody, she is cantankerous, do not smother her, give her the perfect balance of attention, yes she still wants attention and attention you will give. But don’t smother her, because if you do she will give you that karate slap you were running away from.

Tip No 8. Do not not not do nothing

This is the perfect time to show that you are the amazing boyfriend, amazing lover or amazing husband, or whatever is that you are. This is the time to show that you care. After all for 21 days you have been rolling over and poking her each and every night trying to get some. During this week she is off limits. You still have to show that you care and be genuine about it. It shouldn’t be hard if you truly love her. Because the week after her period ends she would want you back. If you completely ignore her, although she told you to, she will think that you don’t care.

That’s it, all the tips that you need to survive the dangerous week of the month and if you have survived this week successfully bravo you made it. Make sure you take these tips and apply them every month. Do no slip up, do not skimp. Pay attention to her. Tell her you love her. You need to be ready, this isn’t a comfortable time for her and she will make sure it isn’t a comfortable time for you as well.

I would love to hear your feedback guys and ladies if I should be adding anything to these tips please let me know. I hope guys have learnt something and I hope you live to see another month.